Visa to Brazil

Warning : Explicit descriptions ahead

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So I wanted to take a trip to Brazil today to get ready for the big pool / spa trip that my company had arranged for the project team. After two months of long hours, weekend work (and yes, NOT getting laid), its pretty nice that the Big Boss wants to take us out for a trip to show the company's appreciation.

Hence, the need to visit Brazil before I could head out for the weekend bash. Now, I havent managed to go to the Ministry of Waxing for a while now since as mentioned above I've been working pretty hard for about two months. The place I usually go to has some chatter box groomers and I was NOT going to go there just to have them tsk tsk at my lack of caretaking.

So I decided to do a pre-trim before going in for the big yank-off. You know, as courtesy to them.

I get there, and the groomer gasps in horror. "Its too short! I probably wont be able to get anything off!"

I am lying there, pantless with cold sweat at the thought that I may have to go to the pool without being bikini ready. So I beg her, to just help me out, just give it a try, and if it doesnt work, then fine. She goes "ok, Ill try" and gets to it.

After taking care of the main area, I thought she would ask me to flip over as they usually do. Instead... she takes a tweezer and goes down.

Omg... it was not pleasant, and especially not pleasant when the people working there are perfectionist and will not let you leave looking anything less than 'fully clean'. At times, my skin got pinched by mistake.

Well, lesson learnt, the next time you want to head over to Brazil ladies, just let it be, after all, these groomers have probably seen it all and can be quite professional about it. And you deff do not want your visa revoked by them.

Plus, it means you would never have to face the tweezers!!!

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